The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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