I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
