Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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