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I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i can't believe i had my finger in that
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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