Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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