I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Did I show you my penis last night?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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