Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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