I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
