erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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