Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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