Sponge bath it is.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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