lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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