So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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