That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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