Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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