Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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