About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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