But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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