i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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