in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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