After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize