The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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