Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
