found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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