we're blogging at a bar
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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