I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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