i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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