Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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