is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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