Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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