and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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