absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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