We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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