school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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