Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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