Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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