VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
honey bunches of taint.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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