WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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