i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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