like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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