People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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