just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Randomize
