I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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