I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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