Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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