I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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