I wish I could teleport
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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