Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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