Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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