the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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