i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
