did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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