Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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