why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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