I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
porn star boner night. come get it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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