how can u be prego again
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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